this is my blog and all i have to say is, if anyone knows a place where i can get a cool cock (poultry) t-shirt, i'd be much obliged, preferably one of a cockfight. i have homework.

i'm from the kansas I SAID THE KC.

i'm working in my dad's office today because i'm that kind of guy.

yesterday was the last day of my internship and playing office politics for awhile. i've had about enough of being 'professional' for now, which is such a vacuous term, besides.

but i don't mind office politics too much, honestly. 'suicide is easy' with women, it's the guys who really make you deserve. guys like peter berghoef. that's right. why don't you try spouting out 'history is the sum of all possible metanarratives' amidst a clusterfuck of quiet cubicles?

but i really got sick and tired of my co-worker, the one who will be taking my place and with whom i 'organized and implemented' an 'outreach project to the spanish-speaking community'. actually i pretty much 'organized' it, catchas. it's really unfortunate that for a mexican-american who moved to california at the age of 2, she has a FUCKING HORRIBLE SPANISH and she mixes up the gender her articles and translates phrases directly from english. where were your parents?

actually it's not horrible but i expected more from such a morena. i'd really like to give a shout out to the age of acquisition. but which one of you all cares about this?

it's funny to think that by this time next week i'll be playing dice and shooting craps in Grand Rapids, Michigan. i still don't know where i'm gonna live yet. does anyone have any ideas? i'm no NICK REYNOLDS, but i'd like to think that i can hold my own.

maybe i don't have anything interesting left to say, and should be kilt. maybe i've become an office guy and there's no turning back. bitter coffee sharpies whole punchers fuckedup printers and masks. plus several several and several years, but with weeks of exponentially increasing vacation-time!

on the other hand who wants to listen to some ethiopian jazz music from the 1970's? i know i'm game. i'll even smoke a cigarette and sink back into the most comfortable cliches...